| Key | Value |
|---|
| ping | pong |
| google | https://www.google.com/search?q=$url_encoded_* |
| link | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wikipedia | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wiktionary | https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wikia | http://www.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| meta | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| echo | $* |
| ip | http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/$* |
| history | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=history |
| log | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log?page=$url_encoded_* |
| userlog | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log?user=$url_encoded_* |
| source | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=raw&ctype=text/css |
| edit | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=edit |
| isup | http://isup.me/$* |
| champagne | ACTION pops the corks of two bottles of champagne, which hits $infobot_nick in both the left and right eyes. |
| coffee | ACTION pours $1 a cup of coffee. |
| soda | ACTION shakes a can of soda and gives it to $1. |
| drink | ACTION grabs a drink, chugs it down, and burps loudly in front of $infobot_nick. |
| shotgun | ACTION gives $1 a faceful of buckshot. |
| glock | ACTION shoots $1 in the face (Boom! Headshot!). |
| katana | ACTION makes sushi out of $1. |
| slap | ACTION slaps $1 silly. |
| beer | ACTION hands $1 a beer, courtesy of $infobot_nick! |
| do | ACTION $* |
| sledge | ACTION teaches $1 about hammer time. |
| bat | ACTION sends $1 back to minor league. |
| ak47 | ACTION empties a clip into $1. |
| punch | ACTION feeds $1 a knuckle sandwich. |
| contribs | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/$wiki_encoded_* |
| mediawiki | https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| sparta | This... is... SPARTA!!! |
| tea | ACTION pours $1 a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot. |
| diff | http://tlaststand.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Diff/$* |
| wayback | https://web.archive.org/web/$url_encoded_* |
| xkcd | http://www.xkcd.com/$* |
| Marco | Polo |
| miraheze | https://$wiki_encoded_1.miraheze.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_2 |