| Key | Value |
|---|
| war | GOOOOOOO! |
| words | throws all the words at $*. |
| confetti | throws confetti at warrers |
| winner | YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D YAY YAY YAY |
| ax | waves ax at warrers |
| hippohippo | http://hippohippo.ytmnd.com/ |
| party | throws confetti at $* |
| axu | waves ax at $* |
| pillow | builds pillow fort around $* |
| pompom | waves pompoms for $* |
| curses | Please Don't Swear |
| stare | ಠ_ಠ |
| hearts | <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 |
| yay | :D :D :D :D :D |
| doom | threatens $* with battle ax of DOOM |
| defen | $infobot_nick throws $* out a window |
| dies | murderizes $infobot_nick brutally |
| noms | $infobot_nick noms $* |
| happyfun | $infobot_nick comes after $* with a battle ax |
| wee | WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEeEeeeeee |
| pats | $infobot_nick pats $* on the head |
| def | Hey, $infobot_nick! Please don’t use the definition function as it lags people’s computers, thanks! |
| write | DO IT. DO IT. DO IT *NOW*. |
| hippo | https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Category:Hippopotamus_amphibius_in_zoos :D |
| melt | launches a flamethrower at $* |
| ! | excitement! |
| mystery | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE |
| box | wraps $* in a box. |
| tel | TELPRITELPRITELPRI HI |
| arm | throws cardboard sword at $* |
| greet | $*$*$* HI |
| time | Use something in the tz column in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tz_database_time_zones |
| highfives | highfives |