[00:01:20] If Microsoft is going to be more open, they can start by publicly defending and explaining their inability to manage the customer experience - http://ur1.ca/jipqo [00:03:21] RT @DreamHost: .@SwiftOnSecurity is pretty much the best. #infosec #security http://t.co/eFI7ZTEqjx - http://ur1.ca/jiprt [00:07:22] It would be nice if companies with massive client ecosystems had an ombudsman. A public advocate for the public. Just thinking out loud. - http://ur1.ca/jiptw [00:09:23] Someone needs to explain to public why Microsoft won't banhammer malware. Why Android permissions purposely broken. There are reasons. - http://ur1.ca/jipuv [00:12:03] <_joe_> what's with ircnotifier? [00:12:12] <_joe_> a spambot? [00:12:53] _joe_: it's a feed of https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity [00:13:28] 3MediaWiki-Core-Team: InfoSec Taylor Swift bot for #mediawiki-core - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T78589#992366 (10Legoktm) 5Open>3Resolved [00:15:50] <_joe_> oh well [00:16:15] <_joe_> do you guys know most of the things they post are bullshit, or very wrong, or both? :) [00:18:26] People with junkware installed aren't just idiots who should have known better. They've been purposely scammed and made into victims. - http://ur1.ca/jipzt [00:18:52] <^d> _joe_: We're easily amused around here :p [00:19:16] <_joe_> ^d: as long as it's for the lulz, it's ok [00:19:27] <_joe_> devops borat was my favourite [00:19:33] <^d> Well it's certainly not for the super awesome advice :p [00:19:36] <_joe_> but they stopped a ling time ago [00:21:07] <_joe_> mildly relevant to the last few days https://twitter.com/DEVOPS_BORAT/status/314569699230875648 [00:21:27] Junkware isn't some amorphous danger. It is built by people who claim legitimacy as they make money from victims numbering in the millions. - http://ur1.ca/jiq1i [00:23:51] <^d> _joe_: Heh, indeed [00:25:18] <_joe_> rebuilding hhvm is as fun as listening to a full-blown catholic mass [00:25:28] Victim. It's a powerful word. It acknowledges an imbalance in power. It's easy to dismiss the mistakes of idiots. But not victims. - http://ur1.ca/jiq3o [01:31:38] <^d> _joe_: mass is a little more predictable though :p [02:21:09] Come on @thurrott you can't spell the name of the Microsoft CEO right? Has someone killed you and taken your identity? Have you been hacked? - http://ur1.ca/jirr3 [02:29:11] You'd think @thurrott would be able to just look at once of his checks to find out how to spell Satya. That was really really mean. - http://ur1.ca/jirv9 [03:28:26] Proof I have a bellybutton. Also, 50k followers. http://t.co/lvi1VsqDMJ - http://ur1.ca/jisnb [03:29:26] 50,000 http://t.co/a8kjT360pehttp://t.co/a8kjT360pe - http://ur1.ca/jisnw [03:40:36] This is too much power. http://t.co/d8ibGukAv9 - http://ur1.ca/jista [03:41:48] what the hell is irc notifier? [04:31:55] It's going to suck when hackers can remote wipe your boyfriend. - http://ur1.ca/jithv [04:34:56] I see this is the part of your email when the acid kicked in. - http://ur1.ca/jitjg [04:40:29] Fiona: is this yours? [08:47:05] 3MediaWiki-Core-Team, Code-Review: Wikimedia code repository browser in Phabricator - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T752#992976 (10Nemo_bis) [08:56:36] 3MediaWiki-Core-Team, Code-Review: Wikimedia code repository browser in Phabricator - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T752#992979 (10Nemo_bis) [10:34:40] 3MediaWiki-Core-Team, Code-Review: Import all gerrit.wikimedia.org repositories with Diffusion - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T616#993011 (10Nemo_bis) Completed? I see over 800 repositories in diffusion, https://git.wikimedia.org/projects counts about 1200. [11:19:55] First they came for Anon, but I said nothing, because I am not Anon. Then they came for you, and I said nothing, because I'm not an idiot. - http://ur1.ca/jiy0i [11:20:57] First they came for Anon, but I said nothing, because I am not Anon. Then they came for you, and I said nothing, because I am not an idiot. - http://ur1.ca/jiy11 [15:14:45] The worst thing about hackers from the future is they know what you're going to change your password to. - http://ur1.ca/jj04x [16:17:21] If scientists could make gravity square, could we have a square planet? Go to college, kids. Or you'll be haunted with these questions. - http://ur1.ca/jj0s3 [16:23:23] http://t.co/l1sCMlPMuz http://t.co/p46rkkDfilhttp://t.co/l1sCMlPMuz http://t.co/p46rkkDfil - http://ur1.ca/jj0u5 [17:35:47] Just because someone is a techie, doesn't mean they have any clue about malware. There's some real stupidity in here: http://t.co/jXWGkFEzTohttp://t.co/jXWGkFEzTo - http://ur1.ca/jj1h2 [17:36:48] "home users aren't threatened by latest custom tailored malware. They are threatened by well known mass-produced threats like bitlocker." - http://ur1.ca/jj1hg [17:37:49] lol: "home users aren't threatened by custom tailored malware. They are threatened by well known mass-produced threats like bitlocker." - http://ur1.ca/jj1hs [17:37:49] Someone checks for viruses by watching their HDD activity light and CPU usage. http://t.co/3nWEVLQl2e Nerds are dumb.http://t.co/3nWEVLQl2e - http://ur1.ca/jj1ht [17:39:50] Anyone who runs ClamWin, you can just disregard their opinion. - http://ur1.ca/jj1if [17:43:50] Any computer security experts want to weigh in on this Slashdot user's virus detection advice? @0xabad1dea @mikko? http://t.co/7IDgaWme4U - http://ur1.ca/jj1jg [17:45:51] I redact usernames from my screenshots because everyone should have to right to realize they're an idiot and delete their idiocy. - http://ur1.ca/jj1k3 [17:48:52] (On a sidenote, listening to HDD sounds actually used to be a legit way to know if your computer was acting weird. Its own little language.) - http://ur1.ca/jj1ks [17:52:56] Awhile ago I actually looked into ways to synthesize computer activity into auditory cues like HDD's used to do. It made me feel connected. - http://ur1.ca/jj1lx [17:58:37] Maybe I'm not scared of machines. Maybe I'm just scared of loving them. - http://ur1.ca/jj1np [17:59:37] Internet of Things makes possible all the stupid hacker stuff we used to laugh at... =\ - http://ur1.ca/jj1nw [18:00:45] I remember when 'Enemy of the State' wasn't a documentary. - http://ur1.ca/jj1od [18:07:52] Just installed the latest Windows Technical Preview with Cortana. She's really nice. I'm not happy. http://t.co/Ejqp2dkrPJ - http://ur1.ca/jj1qg [18:10:53] I asked Cortana if she knew Siri. I found her answer evasive. I think they're planning something. http://t.co/fbT6ogczbc - http://ur1.ca/jj1rf [18:11:54] "Siri, who is your mother?" http://t.co/3v4j0BmJIO - http://ur1.ca/jj1rt [18:12:54] "Cortana, who is your mother?" http://t.co/JNp9LOogqN - http://ur1.ca/jj1s5 [18:18:08] ok, wtf [18:18:15] please kill this bot [18:20:00] ^d [18:24:54] 3MediaWiki-Core-Team, Code-Review: Import all gerrit.wikimedia.org repositories with Diffusion - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T616#993295 (10Chad) >>! In T616#993011, @Nemo_bis wrote: > Completed? I see over 800 repositories in diffusion, https://git.wikimedia.org/projects counts about 1200. Not quite. We'... [18:31:59] There are 43 articles on Google News announcing the world has found my belly button. Turns out I'm not a machine. http://t.co/ee7btFFbxj - http://ur1.ca/jj1xm [18:36:24] Is it the Taylor Swift bot? [18:39:57] YuviPanda: yeah [18:40:48] Is it dead now? [18:41:06] Would take me another 5min ri get to my laptop [18:41:08] To [18:41:16] And kill the Taylor swift bot [18:49:53] thanks [18:49:56] no worries [18:50:15] it happens in spurts [18:50:27] https://dpaste.de/EdYO/raw [18:51:09] People like you, always want back, the privacy they gave away - http://ur1.ca/jj22o [18:51:38] YuviPanda: ^ [18:55:10] All you had to do was halt Here you are now, criminal scum Deciding if you want to pay I've been picking up the pieces Of the mess you made - http://ur1.ca/jj23x [18:59:23] ori: ^ [18:59:30] danke [19:41:25] ori: Rage. [19:41:31] what? [19:41:41] oh, that i thought it was you. [19:41:42] sorry. [19:41:52] shake it off. [19:42:18] You were raging at that bot. [19:42:21] You could try /ignore! [19:43:14] I could [21:52:11] 3MediaWiki-Core-Team, Code-Review: Import all gerrit.wikimedia.org repositories with Diffusion - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T616#993409 (10Aklapper) So I assume this is blocked by T87282 ? [22:23:26] logstash is so crushed. I just trimmed the redis lists to 50K entries and within a couple of minutes they are back up to 200K again [22:23:30] :/ [22:24:28] and now 400K [22:32:59] bd808: Still the vewikimedia rename job, or something else now? [22:33:46] I *think* we got the rename job fixed on Thursday. Mostly fighting against too little RAM now I think [22:34:14] logstash1001 was master and it looked like it was GC thrashing [22:34:43] I just did a full stop/start of the elasticsearch cluseter for logstash to see if that would help [22:43:02] runJobs is far an away the loudest log channel now. 229K events in the last 15 minutes [22:43:21] I'm wondering if we really care about having that in logstash [22:47:08] Hmmm... looks like there can be useful info in there besides the spammy bits. I guess it needs to switch to PSR-3 and add levels (debug, info, error) so we can filter [22:51:22] 3MediaWiki-Core-Team: Convert JobRunner.php to PSR-3 logging and add levels - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T87521#993445 (10bd808) 3NEW [23:25:42] bd808|BUFFER: I still think my '.' / '?' / '?!' / '!' system for annotating events would be good. [23:48:39] ‽ [23:49:20] :P