[18:00:02] <slander>	 fr-tech:        During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.  She had
[18:00:03] <slander>	 him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
[18:00:03] <slander>	         In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.
[18:00:03] <slander>	 She's a woman who conks to stupor.
[18:00:03] <slander>	         Upon reading a story about a man who throttled his mother-in-law, a
[18:00:03] <slander>	 man commented, "Sounds to me like a practical choker."
[18:00:03] <slander>	         It's not the initial skirt length, it's the upcreep.
[18:00:04] <slander>	         It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with
[18:00:04] <slander>	 bad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins.
[18:00:05] <slander>	  -- discuss.