[00:00:34] (CR) jerkins-bot: [V: -1] [WIP] Encapsulate errors [extensions/DonationInterface] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/344042 (owner: Awight) [00:05:39] (PS9) Ejegg: [WIP] Encapsulate errors [extensions/DonationInterface] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/344042 (owner: Awight) [00:09:08] (CR) jerkins-bot: [V: -1] [WIP] Encapsulate errors [extensions/DonationInterface] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/344042 (owner: Awight) [00:20:45] (PS10) Ejegg: [WIP] Encapsulate errors [extensions/DonationInterface] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/344042 (owner: Awight) [00:21:08] not quite gonna pass, but a lot closer! [00:22:54] (CR) jerkins-bot: [V: -1] [WIP] Encapsulate errors [extensions/DonationInterface] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/344042 (owner: Awight) [00:23:59] well, guess I'll finish that next week [06:54:51] (PS2) Umherirrender: Add php-parallel-lint [extensions/ContributionTracking] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352141 [06:56:14] (PS2) Umherirrender: Add php-parallel-lint [extensions/FundraiserLandingPage] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352150 [06:56:23] (PS2) Umherirrender: Add php-parallel-lint [extensions/FundraisingTranslateWorkflow] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352151 [08:34:45] (PS3) Umherirrender: Add php-parallel-lint [extensions/ContributionTracking] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352141 [08:35:58] (PS3) Umherirrender: Add php-parallel-lint [extensions/FundraiserLandingPage] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352150 [08:36:04] (PS3) Umherirrender: Add php-parallel-lint [extensions/FundraisingTranslateWorkflow] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352151 [10:10:56] (PS1) Umherirrender: Add php-parallel-lint [extensions/LandingCheck] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352316 [10:12:31] (CR) Umherirrender: "check experimental" [extensions/LandingCheck] - https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/352316 (owner: Umherirrender) [17:00:30] fr-tech: A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometimes runs and [17:00:30] sometimes aborts. I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally [17:00:30] baffled. What is the reason for this?" [17:00:30] The master replied: "You are confused because you do not understand [17:00:30] the Tao. Only a fool expects rational behavior from his fellow humans. Why [17:00:30] do you expect it from a machine that humans have constructed? Computers [17:00:30] simulate determinism; only the Tao is perfect. [17:00:31] The rules of programming are transitory; only the Tao is eternal. [17:00:31] Therefore you must contemplate the Tao before you receive enlightenment." [17:00:32] "But how will I know when I have received enlightenment?" asked the [17:00:32] novice. [17:00:33] "Your program will then run correctly," replied the master.