[15:51:53] <urandom>	 TimStarling: sorry for the late reply, but yeah, that driver (now unmaintained for years), never had the greatest reputation; The de facto driver these days is https://github.com/datastax/php-driver, which uses an extension
[16:40:37] <_joe_>	 urandom: ...and we don't want to port said extension to HHVM I guess