[11:19:37] <wikibugs>	 10netops, 06Operations, 10ops-eqiad: asw2-d-eqiad.mgmt.eqiad - JNX_ALARMS CRITICAL - 2 red alarms, - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T152182#2942507 (10MoritzMuehlenhoff) a:03Cmjohnson
[12:29:18] <wikibugs>	 07HTTPS, 10Traffic, 06Operations, 10Wikidata: wikiba.se should use HTTPS - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T155359#2941299 (10Esc3300) T153563 is still open as well.
[13:38:54] <wikibugs>	 10Traffic, 10Monitoring, 06Operations, 07Wikimedia-Incident: Plot number of cached objects on  a per-server per-DC basis - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T154864#2942730 (10fgiunchedi) The number of objects in varnish for frontend/backend is now also available at https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/...
[16:32:15] <wikibugs>	 10Traffic, 06Operations, 10media-storage: Cache and media (images) issues on all Wikimedia wikis - creates problems on upload, display and generation of thumbnails and files - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T154780#2943204 (10jcrespo) As promised, here it is the incident report. https://wikitech.wikimedia...
[21:09:58] <wikibugs>	 10Traffic, 06Operations: convert dumps to use Letsencrypt for SSL cert (deadline: 2017-04-26) - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T154940#2943636 (10ArielGlenn) The first monthly dumps run is complete.  Do the conversion in the next couple days and you are golden!