| Key | Value |
|---|
| ping | pong |
| google | https://www.google.com/search?q=$url_encoded_* |
| wikipedia | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wiktionary | https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wikia | http://www.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| meta | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| echo | $* |
| history | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=history |
| log | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log?page=$url_encoded_* |
| userlog | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log?user=$url_encoded_* |
| source | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=raw&ctype=text/css |
| edit | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=edit |
| isup | http://isup.me/$* |
| contribs | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/$wiki_encoded_* |
| mediawiki | https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| diff | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Diff/$* |
| wayback | https://web.archive.org/web/$url_encoded_* |
| xkcd | http://www.xkcd.com/$* |
| beer | hands $1 a nice, cold can of beer, courtesy of $infobot_nick! |
| Marco | Polo |
| water | pours $1 a glass of water. |
| phab | https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/$url_encoded_* |
| commons | https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| do | $* |
| miraheze | https://$wiki_encoded_1.miraheze.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_2 |
| link | https://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| champagne | pops the corks of two bottles of champagne, which hits $infobot_nick in both the left and right eyes. |
| soda | shakes a can of soda and gives it to $*. |
| coffee | pours $* a cup of coffee. |
| slap | slaps $*. |
| tea | pours $* a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot. |
| facepalm | facepalms too 🤦 |
| die | no u |
| whois | https://tools.wmflabs.org/whois/$*/lookup |
| ip | https://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/$* |