[03:25:15] <MirahezeRelay>	 <pixldev> @pskyechology are we now officially using the status page
[05:35:28] <MirahezeRelay>	 <pskyechology, replying to pixldev> i am, and intend to keep using it
[08:53:03] <MirahezeRelay>	 <toosplatched> @pskyechology Servers are in flames
[08:55:01] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> @MediaWiki Specialists @Infrastructure Specialists 500 Internal Server Error
[08:55:09] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> Even Grafana isn't spared
[08:55:49] <MirahezeRelay>	 <iridescentlizard, replying to posix_memalign> I just joined this server because i was encountering this exact issue, thank god its not just me
[08:56:07] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> Never mind, looks like it's a Cloudflare problem
[08:56:27] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> I can't even access my Cloudflare dashboard
[08:56:32] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54> wait the cloudflare website itself is down
[08:56:38] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54> no way it's another outage
[08:56:53] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> Cloudflare crashed the internet again after previous outage (less than a month ago?)
[08:56:55] <MirahezeRelay>	 <iridescentlizard> [1/2] this is what i see every time i try to get on miraheze now
[08:56:55] <MirahezeRelay>	 <iridescentlizard> [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006789349498699827/1446425089145831522/IMG_0183.jpeg?ex=6933efd6&is=69329e56&hm=80ce66e9d38e17962f9bdeedcfb8a8b788bd2bb86b49f35b0207a7febea779e1&
[08:57:24] <MirahezeRelay>	 <awing_ding, replying to posix_memalign> Yesterday I think
[08:57:44] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54, replying to posix_memalign> 15 days ago
[08:58:08] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> [1/2] When I click on it I see the `500 Internal Server Error` message lmao
[08:58:09] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006789349498699827/1446425399679647785/image.png?ex=6933f020&is=69329ea0&hm=ff1050dcf031e8b8997afc504b4efc82f56547590c418aaed98224c1d69bd170&
[08:58:22] <MirahezeRelay>	 <awing_ding> One of my vps provider announced cf issue on the 3rd
[08:58:43] <MirahezeRelay>	 <awing_ding> I didn't check myself tho
[08:59:00] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> I remember some CF slowness but definitely not a widespread outage of this scale.
[08:59:54] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006789349498699827/1446425839754412184/image.png?ex=6933f089&is=69329f09&hm=39addf7f1219d70f6961257cd6dda1b7564c03e4ae4e629c42549bffc03e7ed1&
[08:59:59] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
[09:01:48] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46158191 yep seems to be properly down
[09:02:33] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54> [1/2] ..is hacker news down because of this 2nd outage
[09:02:33] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54> [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006789349498699827/1446426506141372489/image.png?ex=6933f128&is=69329fa8&hm=93da6de744a3ddf3a15ec057913444aa032fa5d537b61fc02c495297641d9cc3&
[09:02:44] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> Hackernews doesnt use any cdn
[09:03:40] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54> downdetector is also down again
[09:03:57] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> https://downdetectorsdowndetector.com/ and that one reports the wrong status
[09:04:07] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54> maybe it just hasn't updated yet
[09:05:59] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign, replying to akronymus> Cloudflare doesn't seem to be admitting the extent of the outage yet. Supposedly images are cached by CF but I don't see them on my end.
[09:06:14] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus, replying to posix_memalign> Tbh, they probably screwed up something big
[09:06:25] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> Because we are getting a non-themed 500 error
[09:06:37] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> Which, even under most circumstances doesnt happen with CF
[09:06:46] <MirahezeRelay>	 <akronymus> So, they are not just down, but down-down
[09:08:25] <MirahezeRelay>	 <ccxtwf> This is how I learned that Ecosia search engine uses CF
[09:10:45] <MirahezeRelay>	 <anpang54, replying to anpang54> nope it's literally wrong
[09:12:13] <MirahezeRelay>	 <posix_memalign> I think we're back
[09:12:33] <MirahezeRelay>	 <rphyrin> we're back
[15:04:34] <MirahezeRelay>	 <toosplatched> [1/3] hi tech!
[15:04:35] <MirahezeRelay>	 <toosplatched> [2/3] > An error has occurred while searching: We could not complete your search due to a temporary problem. Please try again later.
[15:04:35] <MirahezeRelay>	 <toosplatched> [3/3] https://superblox64.wiki // superblox64wiki
[15:28:43] <MirahezeRelay>	 <pskyechology, replying to toosplatched> fixed, you owe us 7 billion robux
[15:52:38] <MirahezeRelay>	 <pixldev, replying to pskyechology> Or currency directly exchangeable to USD works too
[16:06:33] <MirahezeRelay>	 <tangoer_man, replying to pixldev> just devex it
[16:16:08] <MirahezeRelay>	 <notaracham> [1/6] Infinite money glitch (jokes)
[16:16:09] <MirahezeRelay>	 <notaracham> [2/6] Get dollar >>
[16:16:09] <MirahezeRelay>	 <notaracham> [3/6] photocopy dollar >>
[16:16:09] <MirahezeRelay>	 <notaracham> [4/6] photocopy dollar and copy of dollar >> 
[16:16:10] <MirahezeRelay>	 <notaracham> [5/6] repeat >>
[16:16:10] <MirahezeRelay>	 <notaracham> [6/6] Get bored and set up machines that set up machines to complete your fraudulent empire
[16:27:04] <MirahezeRelay>	 <originalauthority, replying to notaracham> I think that is not just a US thing
[16:27:17] <MirahezeRelay>	 <originalauthority> I presume any country will not look favourably on you photocopying money
[16:27:50] <MirahezeRelay>	 <originalauthority> (I think you actually can't photocopy euros? Something they printed on there or something borks the printing process)
[16:27:59] <MirahezeRelay>	 <originalauthority> Might have been a diff currency but I'm sure it was the euro
[16:29:59] <MirahezeRelay>	 <sakurababochka> It's pretty standard to ban copying money, regardless of whether you do it well or not.
[16:30:17] <MirahezeRelay>	 <_arawynn> I think there was something about the software of printers that's supposed to make obvious mistakes/not copy everything if you try to copy Euro notes but it's been a long time since I heard about that
[16:31:17] <MirahezeRelay>	 <notaracham> Exact penalty/permissibility depends on how plausibly you could use it to defraud, so there's all these hyper specific rules about must be below 3/4 scale or above 1.5 on reproduction, whether it's single or double-sided... it gets pretty goofy
[16:32:41] <MirahezeRelay>	 <pskyechology, replying to _arawynn> me when the eurion constellation fucks me over
[17:48:01] <MirahezeRelay>	 <blankeclair, replying to originalauthority> duplicating aud will be fun because polymers
[17:48:32] <MirahezeRelay>	 <originalauthority> Twinsies!
[18:09:37] <MirahezeRelay>	 <pixldev, replying to originalauthority> I think both Photoshop and printers are programmed to stop you from doing it
[18:19:31] <MirahezeRelay>	 <tangoer_man, replying to pixldev> just get a really high quality camera then gg no re
[18:19:43] <MirahezeRelay>	 <tangoer_man> whats it gonna do? stop you from taking a picture?
[19:50:51] <MirahezeRelay>	 <pixldev> No but the printer will