[00:04:50] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page User talk:Lixxx235 was modified, changed by Legobot link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637245368 edit summary: [+819] [+819] /* Please comment on Wikipedia talk:Templates for discussion */ new section [00:04:52] Title: User talk:Lixxx235: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [00:09:05] Agent_Isai, ping [00:09:40] l2ksolkov, pong [00:09:46] hai [00:09:51] hai [00:10:21] sooo [00:10:23] idk [00:10:26] ?status [00:10:26] Agent_Isai: I am connected to AthemeNet as WinRT, Potatoshop as Isai, SnowstormNet as Isai, and freenode as WinRT. [00:10:29] how ya doin [00:10:30] @cpu [00:10:30] l2ksolkov: I have taken 393.86 seconds of user time and 12.64 seconds of system time, for a total of 406.50 seconds of CPU time. My children have taken 0.63 seconds of user time and 0.98 seconds of system time for a total of 1.61 seconds of CPU time. I'm taking up 16MB of memory. [00:10:39] l2ksolkov: good [00:10:56] The school server crashed [00:11:00] lol [00:11:13] No one could login [00:11:17] ?lod [00:11:17] ಠ_ಠ [00:11:54] hah [00:12:05] i <3 Uprise [00:13:16] I was in the computer lab doing stuff then it logged me on [00:13:24] As Deer, Jane [00:13:38] Everything was black [00:13:42] lol [00:13:47] Windows Aero was gone [00:13:57] The start menu was wrecked [00:14:12] The Tasbar had no icons [00:14:31] The IT Guy started doing stuff [00:14:44] Then all the computers shitdown [00:14:51] ... [00:14:53] er [00:14:56] Shutdown* [00:15:50] Then he pulled the slide-in screen and logged into Windows Web Server [00:16:14] ?WTFSIMFD dinner [00:16:15] Agent_Isai: Can't read http://www.whatthe!@#&shouldimakefordinner.com/ at this point. [00:17:26] l2ksolkov: The IT guy left the slide-in screen connected to the server open and he left and everyone left and I was the only one in there [00:17:48] So I wanted to mess around with it [00:18:00] I did [00:18:12] And then the guy came back [00:18:14] That's a legal problem...... [00:18:22] And said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?" [00:18:42] I said "UHHH NOTHING" [00:19:53] You don't just do that... [00:21:15] ;-; [00:21:40] Then the server came back up [00:22:43] And then he asked for e everyone in the lab to login [00:22:47] In* [00:23:38] lol [00:23:53] I forgot to plugin the headphones [00:24:10] And the monitor was in full volume [00:24:27] and I had Landscape mode [00:25:20] And when it logged on, EVERYONE GOT SCARED [00:26:07] TRAAAAAA TRAAAANNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:27:07] k [00:27:25] ?help Twitter [00:27:25] Agent_Isai: Error: 'Twitter' is not a valid plugin. [00:33:17] OMG [00:33:23] SO.MANY.UAC.PROMPTS [00:33:24] WHY [00:33:43] Agent_Isai, http://prntscr.com/5er38w [00:33:44] Title: Screenshot by Lightshot (at prntscr.com) [00:34:23] .... [00:34:32] OPEN THEM.EXE [00:35:21] Agent_Isai, do you want webpage with rules for your channel? [00:35:24] i can make one [00:35:30] meh [00:35:38] agentisai.tk/rules [00:35:41] er [00:35:50] agentisai.tk/irc [00:35:51] :) [00:36:10] I have a website for that :) [00:36:28] Forbidden [00:36:28] ARE YOU SERIOUS! Trying to Hotlink me, idiot. [00:36:28] ---- [00:36:28] Apache 2.2.22 agentisai.tk Port 80 [00:37:15] ..... [00:37:16] LOL [00:37:22] also [00:37:29] FUCK YOU HOSTINGER! [00:37:39] stfu WinRT [00:37:39] Agent_Isai: sh: hailo: command not found [00:38:21] Agent_Isai, do it yourself or bust [00:38:38] Ok [00:39:20] Also I'm gonna delete NO!.php [00:49:37] http://agentisai.tk/irc/ [00:49:41] Title: IRC Rules! (at agentisai.tk) [00:52:12] l2ksolkov: ^ [00:53:00] boring [00:53:03] my design is better [00:53:47] meh [00:53:56] idc [00:54:23] gimme ur design [00:54:37] Legally i cannot [00:54:40] It is by ESN [00:54:54] You copy my CSS, ESN gets pissy. [00:56:02] Ok [00:56:18] I can design a page for you.... [00:56:18] I use WinStrap for my website [00:56:25] l2ksolkov: ok [01:36:29] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by Jarble link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637256344 edit summary: [+47] Adding section anchor [01:36:36] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [01:41:06] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by Jarble link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637256893 edit summary: [+18] This graph was last updated in 2012. [01:41:14] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [01:44:40] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by Jarble link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637257267 edit summary: [+41] /* Systemic bias */ linking [01:44:45] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [01:44:59] You are admin identified by name .*@.*agentisai.tk [01:44:59] @whoami [01:44:59] You are root identified by name .*@*.agentisai.tk [01:44:59] Agent_Isai: I don't recognize you. You can message me either of these two commands: "user identify " to log in or "user register " to register. [01:53:38] @quit [01:53:38] Agent_Isai: Error: You don't have the owner capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified. [01:53:41] . [01:54:44] .... [01:54:50] * Agent_Isai looks at Isaimedia-bot [02:38:50] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by Jarble link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637263319 edit summary: [+60] Linking and copyediting [02:38:58] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [02:49:30] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by Jarble link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637264400 edit summary: [+47] /* Community */ Adding a section anchor [02:49:38] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [02:50:17] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by Jarble link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637264477 edit summary: [+0] Modifying a link [02:50:24] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [02:51:48] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by Jarble link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637264627 edit summary: [+0] Undid revision 637264477 by [[Special:Contributions/Jarble|Jarble]] ([[User talk:Jarble|talk]]) [02:51:55] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [02:53:44] Agent_Isai, can you whitelist en.wikipedia.org on the website thing? [02:53:49] i mean blacklist [02:54:14] why <_< [03:00:08] Agent_Isai, [03:00:10] NOOOOOOOOOOOO [03:00:16] MY LIFE IS COMING TO AN END [03:00:35] http://prntscr.com/5esa26 Agent_Isai [03:00:37] Title: Screenshot by Lightshot (at prntscr.com) [03:01:10] ..... [03:02:07] k? [03:02:13] l2ksolkov: wat [03:02:16] reddit.is.down [03:02:21] yes [03:02:21] * l2ksolkov puts a gun to their head [03:02:32] DO I [03:02:32] Goodbye world >_> [03:02:34] IT* [03:02:40] DO IT [03:02:46] DO IT [03:03:04] * l2ksolkov finds Agent_Isai and puts the gun to his head first [03:04:23] .... [03:04:33] nevermind [03:04:35] reddit is back [03:04:37] * Agent_Isai gets the gun and shoots l2ksolkov [03:04:38] YEEEHAWW [03:04:43] LOL [03:05:07] * Agent_Isai eats l2ksolkov for dinner. [03:05:11] meh [03:05:18] Worst dinner ever. [03:05:47] l2ksolkov: ^ [03:05:50] AWWWW [03:05:52] WAITA [03:06:01] * Agent_Isai does to the bathroom [03:06:03] lol [03:06:05] * Agent_Isai poops l2ksolkov [03:06:07] heh [03:15:39] l2ksolkov: accept my invitation [03:29:15] !stats [03:29:15] Channel Stats available at: https://cajs.co.uk/stats/freenode/isai.html [03:29:16] I have 9 registered users with 17 registered hostmasks; 1 owner and 0 admins. [03:29:17] Title: #isai @ Freenode stats by Cajs (at cajs.co.uk) [03:44:39] Permission denied [03:44:39] @join ##Isaibot [03:44:39] Permission denied [03:53:25] .... [03:53:26] ok [03:53:27] ?help [03:53:28] ... [03:53:33] l2ksolkov-bot: help [03:53:33] Agent_Isai: (help [] []) -- This command gives a useful description of what does. is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin. You may also want to use the 'list' command to list all available plugins and commands. [03:53:39] WinRT: help [03:54:19] . [04:06:33] !op [04:06:41] !mode +r [04:06:59] ik [04:07:03] ?help [04:07:03] Agent_Isai: AcronymFinder, Admin, Aka, Amazon, AttackProtector, AutoMode, AutoTrans, Babelfish, BadWords, Biography, Brain!@#&, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelRelay, ChannelStats, ChannelStatus, Cleverbot, Coffee, Coinpan, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Dunno, ERepublik, Ebay, Eureka, Filter, Format, Fortune, Freenode, GUI, Games, Geekquote, GitHub, GoodFrench, Google, Hailo, Internet, Iwant, Karma, (2 more messages) [04:08:27] Agent_Isai, i now apparently have 2 E drives [04:27:02] ........ [04:28:04] Wat [04:28:22] Thats rude [04:28:29] Romtam and RTbot [04:28:58] Also [04:29:34] l2ksolkov: I have 12 C Drives [04:30:05] Well [04:30:53] It's 1 C drive but Win98/95/ME/2000/7/8/Vista/10/XP share it [04:31:56] I trust: Romtam!.*@wikipedia/Romtam (2admin), .*@wikipedia/Romtam (2admin), .*@2604:180:1:9f:dddd:dddd:dddd:dddd (2admin), .*@wikipedia/Lixxx235 (2admin), .*@agentisai.tk (2admin), .*@.*agentisai.tk (2admin), [04:31:56] @trusted [04:31:56] I trust: [04:31:57] L235: Error: "trusted" is not a valid command. [04:32:08] Agent_Isai: add me to admins root list? ;) [04:32:22] For Isaimedia-bot? [04:33:00] yes [04:33:07] $whoami [04:34:36] Wrong number of parameters, go fix it - example @trustadd regex (admin|trusted) [04:34:36] @trustadd .*@wikipedia/fsf.member.Lixxx235 [04:34:36] Wrong number of parameters, go fix it - example @trustadd regex (admin|trusted) [04:34:36] Agent_Isai: Error: "trustadd" is not a valid command. [04:34:38] errr [04:35:04] Successfuly added .*@wikipedia/fsf.member.Lixxx235 [04:35:04] @trustadd .*@wikipedia/fsf.member.Lixxx235 admin [04:35:04] Successfuly added .*@wikipedia/fsf.member.Lixxx235 [04:35:04] Agent_Isai: Error: "trustadd" is not a valid command. [04:46:07] beep [04:46:08] boop [04:46:09] bork [04:48:37] .... [04:48:40] what [04:48:44] meh [04:48:47] ?cpu [04:48:47] Agent_Isai: I have taken 11.07 seconds of user time and 0.69 seconds of system time, for a total of 11.76 seconds of CPU time. My children have taken 0.03 seconds of user time and 0.09 seconds of system time for a total of 0.12 seconds of CPU time. I'm taking up 54MB of memory. [04:48:50] . [04:49:00] dat lag [04:49:05] ?ping [04:49:06] pong [04:49:15] DAT LAG! [04:49:24] there's no lag [04:49:27] @cpu [04:49:27] l2ksolkov: I have taken 408.24 seconds of user time and 13.07 seconds of system time, for a total of 421.31 seconds of CPU time. My children have taken 0.65 seconds of user time and 1.04 seconds of system time for a total of 1.69 seconds of CPU time. I'm taking up 16MB of memory. [04:54:31] It's having intercourse with other bots! I KNEW IT! [04:54:57] Bots can multiply! The secret it out! Spread the rumor! [04:56:56] egrep: really [04:57:00] ?cpu [04:57:00] Agent_Isai: I have taken 12.13 seconds of user time and 0.77 seconds of system time, for a total of 12.90 seconds of CPU time. My children have taken 0.04 seconds of user time and 0.11 seconds of system time for a total of 0.15 seconds of CPU time. I'm taking up 55MB of memory. [04:57:20] My bot is also [04:57:27] They're all it some sort of orgy together. I just know it. [04:57:35] * Agent_Isai wonders who was the lucky lady [04:57:53] No clue... aelita? [04:59:27] NickServ? ChanServ? Eir? [05:00:17] MEMOSERV ON DALNET?!?!?! [05:00:45] That's quite a jump. [05:00:51] lol [05:01:56] I had intercourse with ChanServ and NickServ! Ok, I confessed [05:02:03] .... [05:02:08] egrep, l2ksolkov: ^ [05:02:15] ..... [05:02:32] Now let's wait for ChanServ and NickServ to confess. [05:02:34] Agent_Isai wishes he could have intercourse but nobody wants to have it with him! [05:02:59] l2ksolkov: lol no [05:03:53] *l2ksolkov says that because no one wants to have intercourse with him so he is bandwagon'ing someone one else* [05:04:17] Agent_Isai please, i've had intercourse before. [05:04:35] lol *liar* [05:04:44] Are you both of legal age to have intercourse? [05:04:59] egrep, why [05:05:10] You don't have to answer. [05:05:25] egrep: yes [05:05:25] I was just trying to get both of you to all of a sudden not argue. [05:05:26] lol [05:05:37] I refuse to answer that question without a lawyer present. [05:05:43] ?gender [05:05:43] Agent_Isai: I'm a male [05:05:45] :P [05:05:46] LOL [05:05:57] I claim the third! [05:06:03] . [05:06:06] lol [05:06:14] dur. [05:06:16] I'm your lawyer, l2ksolkov. [05:06:18] Lawye indeedy. [05:06:25] Hello mr.Lawye [05:06:29] .... [05:06:31] lol [05:06:41] ok [05:06:43] good [05:07:17] l2ksolkov: ok, so what did you contact me for. [05:07:27] THE FACT THAT YOUR A HORRIBLE LAYWER [05:07:32] LAWYER* [05:07:33] YOUR FIRED [05:07:47] egrep, Isai is not of legal age... [05:07:49] I'M WITH THE US GOVERNMENT [05:08:12] egrep, l2ksolkov is not of legal age... [05:08:24] Me? The world may never know™ [05:08:41] l2ksolkov: I know your age [05:08:44] ?lod [05:08:45] ಠ_ಠ [05:08:47] * egrep waits for the Nazi space pirates to come from the dark side of the moon and strike everybody down [05:09:01] . [05:09:10] Hey, it's a movie. [05:09:16] Iron Sky. [05:09:26] Nazi? [05:09:27] ok [05:10:01] Why do people get freaky when i say the following words [05:10:12] Nazi,Hitler,Atheist [05:10:49] * egrep becomes freaky [05:11:20] ... [05:11:23] @since [05:11:23] l2ksolkov: ... [05:11:38] ?since l2ksolkov [05:11:38] Agent_Isai: ... [05:11:40] I'm Atheist and people always go ape sht [05:11:53] I respect your views if you respect mine. [05:11:55] I'm technically no religion [05:12:09] I wasn't "baptized" [05:12:29] All hail Google. [05:12:29] and all that religious mumbo jumbo [05:12:35] Hallowed be the domain. [05:12:36] In my 5th grade teachers words [05:12:41] "I'm the devil" [05:12:43] ALL HAIL GOOGLE/NEA [05:12:52] NSA* [05:12:57] . [05:13:01] l2ksolkov: wtf [05:13:28] There's a video of somebody calling a US president the devil in the UN. [05:13:38] lol [05:13:58] tbh i have no problem if you are whatever religion you are. [05:14:00] It's some president of somewhere... Columbia maybe... [05:14:10] VENEZUELA [05:14:18] OR WORSER...... [05:14:22] PUTINS HOUSE! [05:14:33] DUN DUN DUN!!!!! [05:15:53] 2006: Chavez calls Bush "the devil": http://youtu.be/lOsABwCrn3E [05:15:54] Title: 2006: Chavez calls Bush "the devil" - YouTube (at youtu.be) [05:16:13] Anyway. I'm going to sleep now. Bye. [05:16:53] Bye [05:17:03] It's 12 AM here in NYC [05:18:05] l2ksolkov: ^ [05:18:09] lol [05:31:41] https://i.imgur.com/0KYNpGO.jpg [05:31:44] Indeed it is. [05:32:38] Lol [05:33:45] ?help Mailbox [05:33:45] Agent_Isai: check, mailbox, and retrieve [05:33:51] ?mailbox check [05:33:52] Agent_Isai: Error: There is no configured POP3 server. [05:33:57] ?disable Mailbox [05:33:57] Agent_Isai: (disable [] ) -- Disables the command for all users (including the owners). If is given, only disables the from . If you want to disable a command for most users but not for yourself, set a default capability of -plugin.command or -command (if you want to disable the command in all plugins). [05:34:10] ?unload Mailbox [05:34:10] Agent_Isai: Success! [05:34:12] ok [06:01:13] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Microsoft was modified, changed by ChamithN link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637281728 edit summary: [+147] Filled in 1 bare reference(s) with [[User:Zhaofeng Li/Reflinks]] (5ab98b1) [06:01:13] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Microsoft was modified, changed by ChamithN link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637281728 edit summary: [+147] [+147] Filled in 1 bare reference(s) with [[User:Zhaofeng Li/Reflinks]] (5ab98b1) [06:01:17] Title: Microsoft: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [06:01:18] Title: Microsoft: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [06:41:42] Change on 12en_wikipedia a page Wikipedia was modified, changed by JakeBoersma2016 link https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=637285224 edit summary: [+9] [06:41:48] Title: Wikipedia: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [14:36:09] k [17:09:49] You are admin identified by name .*@wikipedia/fsf.member.Lixxx235 [17:09:49] @whoami [17:09:49] You are admin identified by name .*@wikipedia/fsf.member.Lixxx235 [17:09:49] L235: L235 [18:07:00] hi [18:07:20] seriously, why is everyone making an IRC network [18:07:25] >_> [18:24:26] Cuz yolo [21:02:20] Hi [21:10:39] Hi [21:23:03] . [21:23:30] UltimateNate: Hi [21:23:32] Respond [21:23:48] ... [21:23:55] 22:23:47 -- [UltimateNate] is away: Sick [21:23:59] lol [21:24:03] ... [21:24:56] [15:23] ##Isai quiet *!*@*ultimate* by ChanServ!ChanServ@services. [21:25:04] o_o [21:25:20] ?op [21:25:43] 23* 28[18UltimateNate28] is away 30(23GIVE ME YO BEST SHOT30) [21:25:49] 23* 28[18UltimateNate28] is away 30(23HI NYU!30) [21:25:49] lol [21:26:05] 23* 28[18UltimateNate28] is away 30(23How are you?30) [21:26:39] ?deop [21:26:55] :D [21:27:05] ?raw flags ##Isai Agent_Isai -S [21:27:08] wr [21:27:11] Er* [21:27:27] ?raw cs flags ##Isai Agent_Isai -S [21:27:30] . [21:27:31] uhhh [21:27:34] How about [21:27:44] ?raw cs flags ##Isai Agent_Isai -V [21:27:47] . [21:27:54] Well [21:27:55] idk [21:27:56] That isn't proper raw [21:28:09] PRIVMSG ChanServ :flags ##Isai Agent_Isai -V [21:28:28] Thanks [21:29:01] Hello all! [21:29:09] I have a company,,,Named after my **** [21:29:16] k [21:29:25] ?raw PRIVMSG ChanServ :flags ##Isai Agent_Isai -V [21:29:33] ?ircquote PRIVMSG ChanServ :flags ##Isai Agent_Isai -V [21:29:35] . [21:29:38] It needs flags to remove flags [21:30:48] Ok [21:30:53] ?raw PRIVMSG ChanServ :flags ##Isai Agent_Isai -V [21:30:56] lol [21:31:07] Agent_Isai, giving +F to a bot is a really bad idea usually [21:31:18] same goes for +fs [21:31:19] Just do +fvor [21:31:30] unless you have a *really* good reason to give any of +FRfs to a bot, don't [21:31:30] Ok [21:31:30]