[13:45:03] <_-Dan-_> .-. [14:01:27] <_-Dan-_> gizmore o/ [14:05:59] <_-Dan-_> .ping [14:05:59] _-Dan-_: pong! [14:06:15] <_-Dan-_> .ping [14:06:15] _-Dan-_: pong! [14:06:47] .slap _-Dan-_ [14:06:47] gizmore: gizmore periodically fails at _-Dаn-_ with a large sabretooth. (-5 damage). [14:06:56] tusk [14:08:35] <_-Dan-_> .slap gizmore [14:08:35] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ sneakily clubs gіzmore with an epic sandwich. (35 damage). [14:08:45] i let you win [14:08:45] <_-Dan-_> .slap Freuddy [14:08:45] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ accidently trolls Ϝreuddy with a poison ZX Spectrum home computer. (0 damage). [14:08:49] <_-Dan-_> xd [14:08:50] .slap freud [14:08:50] gizmore: gizmore angrily double slaps Ϝreuddy with a grim dildo. (72 damage). [14:08:59] <_-Dan-_> jsjsjs [14:09:07] go praise nature [14:09:29] <_-Dan-_> .slap leo- [14:09:29] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ massively fails at lеo- with a living hadron collider. (-16 damage). [14:09:30] shodushi [14:09:34] <_-Dan-_> o.o [14:09:36] .slap leo [14:09:37] gizmore: gizmore mistakenly kicks lеo- with a bloody email. (0 damage). [14:09:47] email does almost no damage?! [14:10:05] .slapitem mistakenly [14:10:16] .slapinfo mistakenly [14:10:16] gizmore: mistakenly is of type adverb. Damage: 33. This item has been used 4750 times (4173 / 577). [14:10:26] great math [14:11:04] <_-Dan-_> o.o [14:11:34] <_-Dan-_> .slap Cristian- [14:11:34] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ accidently faps Сristian- with a sharp ninja. (3 damage). [14:12:05] <_-Dan-_> what a disappointment [14:13:14] <_-Dan-_> .slap Espiritus [14:13:15] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ angrily totally fails at Εspiritus with a dangerous email. (0 damage). [14:16:08] <_-Dan-_> .slap Guest75391 [14:16:11] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ suddenly clubs Guеst75391 with a funny WC brush. (3 damage). [14:16:16] <_-Dan-_> .stats [14:16:17] _-Dan-_: Currently I am online on 21 servers and 83 channels, seeing 783 users. [14:22:37] <_-Dan-_> .slap Merlys [14:22:38] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ accidently screws Μerlys with the first sausage. (2 damage). [14:23:20] .slapinfo sabretooth [14:23:20] gizmore: sabretooth is of type item. Damage: 21. This item has been used 1270 times (1104 / 166). [14:23:27] ahh [14:23:34] now i understand math again [14:23:49] 1270 times (1004 scored, 166 remainslaps) [14:28:05] <_-Dan-_> lol [14:53:30] <_-Dan-_> .salp Person- [14:53:40] <_-Dan-_> .ping [14:53:40] _-Dan-_: pong! [14:53:50] <_-Dan-_> .slap Person- [14:53:50] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ quickly screws him/herself while slapping Ρerson- with a mysterious WC brush. (-5 damage). [15:03:41] <_-Dan-_> .slap Reina14 [15:03:41] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ periodically triple slaps Rеina14 with a grim savoy. (62 damage). [15:09:03] <_-Dan-_> .slap Victor-1 [15:09:04] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ viciously screws him/herself while slapping Vіctor-1 with a grim g-zip. (-1 damage). [15:10:27] <_-Dan-_> .slap ChanServ [15:10:27] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ immediately kicks СhanServ with a sexy WC brush. (9 damage). [15:36:20] <_-Dan-_> .slap postrecita [15:36:21] _-Dan-_: _-Dan-_ urgently stamps рostrecita with a living ZX Spectrum home computer. (24 damage). [16:16:34] Welcome a new player: tweg{14} the male human. [17:20:26] alkapwn{2} offers 1 x ButchersKnife_of_attack_time:8.04 for 210.00¥ each in their bazaar. [17:20:41] alkapwn{2} offers 1 x Amulet_of_max_weight:1263.9 for 472.50¥ each in their bazaar. [17:20:44] .PLAYERS [17:20:51] a verda [18:01:31] alkapwn{2} offers 1 x IDCard for 52.50¥ each in their bazaar. [18:01:51] .... [19:40:10] [Shadowlamb] - The newbie runner alkapwn{2} got killed by the newbie NPC TrollDecker[5912569]