[05:55:10] <wikibugs>	 10Quarry: SQL String functions not working - https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T100057#1304273 (10Soni) 3NEW a:3yuvipanda
[20:22:01] <Ironholds>	 hey yuvipanda, ToAruShiroiNeko 
[20:22:38] <yuvipanda>	 hi Ironholds
[20:45:42] <yuvipanda>	 halfak: \o/
[20:45:59] <yuvipanda>	 halfak: I disabled notconfusing's bots. killed redis for the third time :(
[20:46:17] <halfak>	 Woops 
[20:46:37] <halfak>	 Also.  Hey yuvipanda.  First time I'm getting to work on caching today. 
[20:46:42] <halfak>	 I wrote a line of code!
[20:47:07] <yuvipanda>	 halfak: \o/ continue
[20:47:12] <Ironholds>	 I spent today writing a C++ library
[20:47:21] <Ironholds>	 I also discovered the sentence that will most horrify programmers
[20:47:30] <Ironholds>	 "I wrote a library to make C++ work more like R"
[22:27:08] <Ironholds>	 ...dear christ
[22:27:23] <Ironholds>	 halfak, you know the Futurama joke about making a room of scientists calm in shocked silence by screaming "PI IS EXACTLY 3!"?
[22:27:39] <Ironholds>	 I just found out pi-as-a-value is shipped with every R release. But it's NOT shipped as a constant.
[22:27:44] <Ironholds>	 You can literally set pi to 3. WTF.
[22:27:57] <halfak>	 Ha!  Wait.  R has constants?
[22:28:17] <White_Cat>	 boo
[22:28:35] <Ironholds>	 halfak, TRUE and FALSE, for example, can't be overriden
[22:28:41] <Ironholds>	 hey White_Cat. NOW are you around for more than 30s? :P
[22:28:58] <Ironholds>	 but you can happily pi = 3
[22:29:01] <Ironholds>	 that just...works.
[22:29:05] <Ironholds>	 and then ever so slowly, things start to melt.